Hello . . . come right in.
Yes, that's it - sit down, make yourself comfortable. What's that? Yes, this is my homepage! You were expecting something better, maybe? I'm sorry, but what you see is what you get.
Well, hopefully that blue dot scared away most of the riffraff.
Those of you still remaining probably want to see some actual content. Without further ado, then, I give you:
This page is, of course, under construction.
Of course, it's been under construction for three years now.
What do you think that means?